May 2013
theoncomingstormofgallifrey:
such-a-retardis:
catswithbenefits:
why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
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witchyhellbroth:
pinenolanapple:
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you
psilentasincjelli:
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
